Joke of the Day

[boge]

An overweight middle aged man walked into the local gym and met this smokin' hot female trainer. He asked her "which machine can I use to look good"?
She replied..................













"try the ATM out in the lobby!!"

[Woody]

Math trick:


This really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!

Amazing it really works this is my all-time favorite movie.

I am very good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.

Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is


1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:


Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire


Woody

[boge]

Damn Woody!! That''s great!!

[RMulhern]

New Texas Priest

A new priest, born and raised in Texas ,
comes to serve in a city parish and is
nervous about hearing confessions, so
he asks the older priest to sit in on his
sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions,
then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms
over your chest, and rub your chin with one
hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,'
and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his
chin with one hand and repeats all the
suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think
that's a little better than slapping your knee
and saying, "No shit, what happened next?"

[DAVE ROELLE]

[boge]

Whatever happened to Bob?

[Woody]

Boge,

Found one more photo of Bob

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[DAVE ROELLE]

Spit cofee on the monitor, thats PRICELESS !!!!!!!!

[boge]

[boge]

[45bpcr]

Hillary should be ok after her fall.

http://www.tpnn.com/2014/06/12/video-is ... rious-way/

Happy Friday

Craig

[TexasMac]

Hillary should be ok after her fall.

http://www.tpnn.com/2014/06/12/video-is ... rious-way/

Happy Friday

Craig

Hey there Craig.

That's hilarious. I definitely have to pass that along.

Wayne

[Woody]

That is funny and scary at the same time.

Woody

[boge]

That is funny and scary at the same time.

Woody

Ditto.

[boge]

Muslim pitstop:

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/sauditire2