Canadian looking for a good BPTR match

[gunlaker]

Zack I figure that once we've got them all rounded up in Vancouver we'll start to build a big brick wall around the place. They are unlikely to notice until the food gets scarce as they are pretty self absorbed

Chris.

[desert deuce]

Uhhh Chris, have you been to Gatineau or Ottawa lately bro? Place called P-a-r-l-i-a-m-e-n-t, or something like that. Don't have them here.

Apparently, more than a few crazies escaped BC and are recongregating there. Leader is called True Do Do I hear.

[gunlaker]

Ottawa is kind of nice actually, although a bit cold this time of year. Last I heard it was -30 degrees .

I saw the parliament buildings once. Huge lawn and one solitary protester camped in the middle of it with his tent.

Chris.

[BFD]

Ottawa is a hell of a town actually. Might be my favorite on the continent actually.

[Kurt]

Hey Kurt,

Happy New Year and a belated Merry Christmas. I'm OK, I guess when you get to our age bitchin' is just part of life. An EXIT tax, now that makes about as much sense as the RAIN tax they have in Maryland. Still, whenever you post pictures of your place it looks pretty sweet to me. I think I'd stay. Say Hi to Carolyn for us.

I hear you Dave, might not be bad for a retired guy but I wouldn't want to be a working man trying to find a job there. Got to get that oil moving. From my living room I can watch the CN main line and all of Mr. Buffet's oil tank cars rolling East several times a day. I wonder who's stirring up all those protesters? All the best my friend.

Paul

Thank you. Merry Christmas to you and Spot also Paul.
Paul it's to late for me to relocate knocking on the door at 80, besides the shed and basement got overloaded with a 53 year collection of junk to get rid of to put this place up for sale.
The liberals are killing this State.
See y'all sometime next summer.............Kurt

[Kurt]

Hey Kurt,

Happy New Year and a belated Merry Christmas. I'm OK, I guess when you get to our age bitchin' is just part of life. An EXIT tax, now that makes about as much sense as the RAIN tax they have in Maryland. Still, whenever you post pictures of your place it looks pretty sweet to me. I think I'd stay. Say Hi to Carolyn for us.

I hear you Dave, might not be bad for a retired guy but I wouldn't want to be a working man trying to find a job there. Got to get that oil moving. From my living room I can watch the CN main line and all of Mr. Buffet's oil tank cars rolling East several times a day. I wonder who's stirring up all those protesters? All the best my friend.

Paul

Thank you. Merry Christmas to you and Spot also Paul.
Paul it's to late for me to relocate knocking on the door at 80, besides the shed and basement got overloaded with a 53 year collection of junk to get rid of to put this place up for sale.
The liberals are killing this State.
See y'all sometime next summer.............Kurt

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[Shadow 4]

Here's a thought Gunlaker and Dead Eye, once Canada goes completely Communist you can claim refugee status in the U.S. for fleeing Communism.

Just make sure you make the claim at a Port of Entry at the Montana border.

Sounds like I need to slide up to the border and stand post He uses the same port I use
45-90 on the North, 45-100 from the South, border agents quivering under their desks, black powder smoke filling the swale between us, Gonna be quite a historic battle, might last minutes

Ima bring Remi & my boy Oreo for backup
Remi
REMI - Copy by Brian Hickey, on Flickr

Oreo
I said, Whatcha doing by Brian Hickey, on Flickr

OREO NOV 2018 PESTERING WIFE (1) by Brian Hickey, on Flickr

[SchuetzenDave]

Should be safe if it is Brian guarding the border - but if he brings his daughter it could be a problem to get across.

[desert deuce]

I will wager that cat gets fed the moment it give any indication that it is hungry. And choice morsels too. Lots of them.

[DeadEye]

Dave, Do you mean the Daughter they know as the 'Mace Queen' at the border?

Shadow, If it's a fight you want then I will have to bring our new Attack Dog (in training).

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He hasn't quite got his vicious look down yet but we're working on it. His name be 'Monte' as in Monte Walsh.

[SchuetzenDave]

Paul:

Never heard that story.
Pretty sure my Bengal cat can take that one on.

Dave

[DeadEye]

Dave,

I thought I would give Shadow a chance to respond but he must be up at the Border standing guard. The story is that on her first crossing his daughter was unaware of our rules regarding mace. She carries a small one on her car keys and a sharp-eyed Canadian Border Services officer spotted it and confiscated it. Thus the 'Mace Queen' designation.

I'm sure anything could put the run on Monte at this point in time. He is five months old now and still discovering his world and he's not very brave, YET.

[Shadow 4]

Should be safe if it is Brian guarding the border - but if he brings his daughter it could be a problem to get across.

Dave
The girls go where I go
To make it fair, how bout I take the SCOPE off & make her shoot with IRONS

I will wager that cat gets fed the moment it give any indication that it is hungry. And choice morsels too. Lots of them.

Deuce
When Oreo crouches he's 2 axe handles wide he just happens to be healthy. First dozen? Years of his life cat food only, last 5 years Science Diet cat food only, good stuff. Just this summer he actually consumed a couple of pieces of T bone steak, used to just smell of it, lick it a few times and show no further interest

Dave, Do you mean the Daughter they know as the 'Mace Queen' at the border?

Shadow, If it's a fight you want then I will have to bring our new Attack Dog (in training).

IMG_0438 3.jpg

He hasn't quite got his vicious look down yet but we're working on it. His name be 'Monte' as in Monte Walsh.

Dave,
As to the "MACE QUEEN".
Y'all have some up things going on.
30 yards away you have a 52 year old able bodied grown man attempting to cross the border with 3 long guns & 1470 rds of ammunition, meanwhile, at the drive up window, you've got 2 young girls, 18 & 13 handing over the car keys .

Grown man with 3 rifles and 1500rds, come on in Mr. Hickey, enjoy your stay, is there anything we can do to ensure you enjoy your time in Canada, come on in. They practically drug me across the border.

18yr old young lady and a bottle of MASE, oh no no no no, you can't bring that into Canada, what's the matter with you, you could put someone's eye out or something, REALLY, goodness gracious me.

Paul
He appears scared and concerned
Might be a long way to go for the "MEAN" LOOK

Paul:

Never heard that story.
Pretty sure my Bengal cat can take that one on.

Dave

Dave
He's the enforcer of the home place, he don't back down
There'll be a extended fight, the only thing left is fluffy piles of cat hair gently rolling across the ground & Oreo standing crosswise, puffed up & a strange cat skulking off
There's been a couple of yips from a few dogs, he'd rather avoid the dogs, but, don't poke a cornered cat, ya might not like it

[SchuetzenDave]

Until he meets Boris.

Boris (huge male orange tabby) moved in next door and beat up a neighbor's Husky chained to the front porch - each of four days.
Fifth day Boris was using the Husky as a pillow and was curled up against the dog's belly.

[Shadow 4]

Until he meets Boris.

Boris (huge male orange tabby) moved in next door and beat up a neighbor's Husky chained to the front porch - each of four days.
Fifth day Boris was using the Husky as a pillow and was curled up against the dog's belly.

BORIS does he have a wife NATASHA