So, a woman goes out hiking in an Alaska costal town and doesn't return for two days so the husband calls the Police.
The Chief of Police knocks at the door; says he has good news, bad news, and very good news.
Husband says to give me the bad news first.
Chief says we found your wife's body.
Husband says, "Well, then, what is the good news"
Chief says that they found the body at the bottom of the cliff that drops into the bay and when they pulled her up there were 6 five pound crabs attached to her.
Puzzled, the husband asks, "Then what is the very good news"?
Chief says, " Were going to pull her up again tomorrow".