#1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered. "
#2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try
electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
#3 The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
#4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like
construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over. "
#5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he
observed: " You're all wrong. Democrats are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.
"