It's tough these days to make a reasonable profit when buying & reselling BPCRs. So, I'm offering the following option to make a few more bucks.
The TexasMac, aka Itchingtodeal (firearm selling alter ego) option:
FOR $19.95 AN ADDITIONAL RECEIPT WILL BE PROVIDED THAT MATCHES WHAT YOU TOLD YOUR SPOUSE YOU PAID.
BTW, the TexasMac option (aka Itchingtodeal option) has been copyrighted. So, if you plan on offering it when selling your firearms, to avoid legal issues, please contact me for authorization to use of the option for $5.95 per firearm.
Wayne
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NRA Life (Benefactor & President's Council) Member, TSRA Life Member, NSSF Member, Author & Publisher of the Browning BPCR book
http://www.texas-mac.com
http://www.texas-mac.com
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Woody
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A bargain at twice the price.
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If you are surrounded. You are in a target rich environment.
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Viagra wont make you Sean Connery, but you will Roger Moore.
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A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. The bear remover says, "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
The bear remover then hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner,
The bear remover replies, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. The bear remover says, "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
The bear remover then hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner,
The bear remover replies, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."