Joke of the Day

[TexasMac]

It's tough these days to make a reasonable profit when buying & reselling BPCRs. So, I'm offering the following option to make a few more bucks.

The TexasMac, aka Itchingtodeal (firearm selling alter ego) option:
FOR $19.95 AN ADDITIONAL RECEIPT WILL BE PROVIDED THAT MATCHES WHAT YOU TOLD YOUR SPOUSE YOU PAID.

BTW, the TexasMac option (aka Itchingtodeal option) has been copyrighted. So, if you plan on offering it when selling your firearms, to avoid legal issues, please contact me for authorization to use of the option for $5.95 per firearm.

Wayne

[Woody]

A bargain at twice the price.

Woody

[patchbox]

[letfly]

Viagra wont make you Sean Connery, but you will Roger Moore.

[VenisonRX]

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[Nuclearcricket]

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. The bear remover says, "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

The bear remover then hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner,

The bear remover replies, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

[patchbox]

One day Joe Biden announced to Jill Biden that he had devised a plan to take his classified documents with him to heaven when he died. He explained to Jill that he would store them in the attic and grab them on the way up when the glorious day finally arrived. Sure enough, in a few months the old bugger finally kicked the bucket. A few weeks later Jill thought about the documents and decided to go check on them. Sure enough, they were right where old Joe had stashed them. Jill thought to herself, dang! I knew he should have put them in the basement!

[TimW]

One day Joe Biden announced to Jill Biden that he had devised a plan to take his classified documents with him to heaven when he died. He explained to Jill that he would store them in the attic and grab them on the way up when the glorious day finally arrived. Sure enough, in a few months the old bugger finally kicked the bucket. A few weeks later Jill thought about the documents and decided to go check on them. Sure enough, they were right where old Joe had stashed them. Jill thought to herself, dang! I knew he should have put them in the basement!

Might have to steal this one!!!

[JonnyV]

This thread offers nothing to further the goal of long range BPCR shooting.

[Andre]

Was it supposed to?....

[TimW]

This thread offers nothing to further the goal of long range BPCR shooting.

Party Pooper!

You may want to refer to VenisonRX's post several above

[JonnyV]

This thread offers nothing to further the goal of long range BPCR shooting.

Party Pooper!

You may want to refer to VenisonRX's post several above

I’m on a whole different level of jack-assery.

[Gussy]

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[TexasMac]

[TexasMac]

You know those yard signs that worn potential burglars the house has a security system. The following sign may even be more effective.

Wayne