Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:02 pm
APPITUDE TEST ANSWERS
1. Yes. It comes after the third of July!
2. Duh...you're only born once!
3. 12. It didn't ask how many have ONLY 28 days.
4. 6. Three are 3 outs per team in an inning!
5. No, because he is dead!
6. 70. 30 divided by 1/2 equal 60! Most people multiply and get 15 plus 10 = 25.
7. 2. You took them remember? It didn't say YOU have 3 apples.
8. 60, start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes more for the 3rd.
9. 9. It didn't say 9 die.
10. 0, Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
11. 12. There is always 12 in a dozen of anything!
12. The same as the Presidents name is now!
13. One is a 50-cent coin. The other IS a nickel.
14. Only half way! The rest of the time the dog is running out of the woods.
15. The match! You HAVE to light it first!
16. 3. They are lined up all in a row.
17. White. The house had to be built on the North Pole in order for all sides to have a southern exposure.
18. NO. How did the people who made the coins know Christ was born 46 years later?
1. Yes. It comes after the third of July!
2. Duh...you're only born once!
3. 12. It didn't ask how many have ONLY 28 days.
4. 6. Three are 3 outs per team in an inning!
5. No, because he is dead!
6. 70. 30 divided by 1/2 equal 60! Most people multiply and get 15 plus 10 = 25.
7. 2. You took them remember? It didn't say YOU have 3 apples.
8. 60, start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes more for the 3rd.
9. 9. It didn't say 9 die.
10. 0, Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
11. 12. There is always 12 in a dozen of anything!
12. The same as the Presidents name is now!
13. One is a 50-cent coin. The other IS a nickel.
14. Only half way! The rest of the time the dog is running out of the woods.
15. The match! You HAVE to light it first!
16. 3. They are lined up all in a row.
17. White. The house had to be built on the North Pole in order for all sides to have a southern exposure.
18. NO. How did the people who made the coins know Christ was born 46 years later?